Talented Failure: The Works of A.T. Prenger

 Apologies for the slacking. It was a combination of switching to monthly/bi-monthly posting and then the appearance of Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom . I could beat the game, but...there's so much to explore. Video games: the bane of nearly every writer ever. In any case, this will be another entry in my series of Projects I'll Never Write . This is where I discuss ideas I've had for a while, but for various reasons, I will never write. I am a big Star Wars nerd. Watched all the movies, all the shows, read a number of novels, comics, etc. Of course it is natural for me to sometimes come up with ideas in that world. This one would never fly, seeing as Brian Cronin of Comic Book Legends Revealed once covered the story of Marvel shutting a similar idea down. (Apologies, but I could not find the exact legend even after searching the archive and leafing through the two books of his I own.) In any case, what I would write would be the story of a pacifist Jedi. It's ...

This is going to be a semi-recurring feature about ideas I've fleshed out to some extent, but know I am never going to actually write. Largely because they are for intellectual properties I don't own so it seems futile to spend my time actually writing them out. A lot, if not all, will come from movies since I think about horror movies, like, a LOT! With that in mind one idea I've had is for a Friday the 13th sequel. I love this franchise, probably my second favorite only to Scream. Every Friday the 13th I have a party and watch a few of the movies at random with the use of dice to determine which ones get watched. By this point the series is almost beyond parody (though I will fight people about the quality of Jason X ) but I think with the right budget and mentality this could work. Definitely not a reboot. They tried that, it didn't work. Nor would this necessarily eliminate Jason X in the canon. What I propose is a situation where Jason Voorhees is still a proble...