I sat on the edge of the bed waiting. Beth was in my bathroom getting my "surprise" ready. She'd shown up to my apartment with a big grin on her face and a bag from a high-end erotic shop in her hand. She kissed me and told me the night was going to be special.
We ate the meal I prepared a bit quicker than I would have liked. I spent a really long time making sure the lasagna was just right. But we were both anxious to get to the business we had. I really wanted to see what she had in the bag.
"Are you ready?" she sang from behind the door.
"I am."
The handle turned and the door creaked slowly open. Beth stood framed in the doorway, backlit from the light. She was naked except for a harness around her waist. Jutting from the black leather was a long purple dong. It wasn't gigantic, about the size of an average penis, it was only threatening because of where I knew she wanted to stick it.
The strap-on was slick and shiny with lube. As she stood there with a smile on her face a giant drop of K-Y slid down the shaft and splattered on the floor.
"Nope," I said.
"Oh, come on!"
"Nope."
"It'll be fun!"
"Nope."
"I've read a lot of stuff about fellas enjoying it!"
"Nope."
"I picked one specifically to stimulate your prostate!"
"Nope."
"Ya' said ya' were open to new things!"
"Nope."
"Let me do it to ya' once and then ya' can do it to me."
"...nope."
She frowned at me, sticking out her bottom lip. Once she saw I was serious she slumped down and turned around. Even the purple dong seemed to sag in sadness as she returned to the bathroom.
